A minute of applause for Lord Attenborough before Chelsea v Swansea kicked off.
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
i never thought i would read a sentence like this
Can you show us your ball?
I AGREE WITH THIS ANON 100%
Thibaut Courtois has signed a new five-year contract at Chelsea!
Zlatan on getting hate from people
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.